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Berkeley
Lo, the Lord hath spoken and Berkeley hath smited their enemies. Though Morse, that college of foul sinners, attempted to take victory away from the hands of the righteous, justice rained down upon them. In women's basketball, Cindy Lo '04 and Jessie Morgan '02 ran like graceful gazelles, stealing and scoring off of fast breaks. Elizabeth Collister '02 rebounded and blocked as though she possessed the hands of the Lord. Jeane Ward '03 flaunted her natural defensive talents while staying humble. Vanity is a sin. Lauren Dick '03 kicketh her usual allotment of ass. And Regina Sieber '02 did that thing she usually does when she sees balls. In the end, these virtuous ladies walked away 30 points on top of Morse. Men's volleyball was forced into a tight battle with those heathens from Morse, but eventually the nine apostles [Robert Bernheim '02, James Chang '01, Jimmy Chang '04, Howard Han '02, Darrell Hartman '03, Brian Johnson '01, Jason Lee '01, Ben Reiter '02 and Gary Thompson '02] prevailed over the darkness. Thou might have thought that the life of BK IMs was extinguished with our poor Fall season. Foolish bastards! The Winter shall prove to be our time of resurrection...Fear our wrath.
(Compiled by me and my good friend, J. Daniels.)
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