Branford

Winter IMs are a lot like Yukon Jack: brewed for the hoary nights when men struggle to keep their fires lit and their cabins warm. Speaking of hoary nights, bowling Captain "Alotta" Regina Fitz-patrick '01 leads a strong class of seniors into their final semester of Yale intramurals. So, following the example set by our good friend Anna Nicole Smith, this IM update is all over seniors.

Bring out the gimp! A busted leg won't keep squash Captain Dan "Player/Coach Redge Dunlop" Brodhead '01 from playing this winter, nor will a busted brain keep hockey Captain Randy "Dances with" Wolfe '01 and his super netminder Aaron "Brockovich" Zamost '01 from bringing shirts to the squirrels. Glory is certain to follow IM secretary Joanna "I've gotta" Manders "What's your Manders gotta do with me?" '01 wherever she goes (as will a certain ex-freshmen counselor). There is little doubt that women's volleyball captain Jocelyn "Go Vikings!" Simonson '01 will be completely plastered tonight at, oh, say 12:15 a.m., belting out the lyrics to Jon Bon Jovi's "Livin' on a Prayer." Ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we're halfway there!

(Compiled by two guys who want to "eat chicken.")

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