Jonathan Edwards

Whose athletes, they never could fail.

JE is our name

IMs are our game

We're not stopped by rain, sleet, or hail.

Despite what some punks might have said

Our women v-ballers ain't dead.

They're an unstoppable force

When playing 'gainst Morse

At the net they have earned their street cred'.

Led by brave street brawler A. Jhin '01,

And with dining hall guy Ed Bebyn,

There's Tim Hurley '04 and Ja '03

And goalie Amanda '03

On the ice they're so good it's a sin.

And then there's the team that plays squash

Their equipment is funded by Bash

a. Captain Dalmat '01, who's short

And his mighty cohort

Will crush all who spite them, b'gosh.

For all you doubters, here's the scoop:

Our b-ballers can sure fill the hoop.

Like the pants of a liar

They're always on fire

They'll throw everyone for a loop.

(Compiled by two guys in JE

Whose class is not 4, 2, or '03.

They write lots of crap

Then go take a nap

Get up, time to watch more TV.)

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