Minor Threats

Ukraine girls really knock me out

Lecture on the Russian Revolution and its consequences
Fri., Jan. 19, 3 to 5 p.m.
Lecture Hall, SML

MT's gonna save you the trouble of going: they were wrong, we were right. They lost, we won. They're poor, we're rich. They're drunk, we're—well, drunk. At least MT is.

...and keep feedin' ya, and feedin' ya, and feedin' ya...

Public Policy to Change the American Diet: A Heated Controversy
Fri., Jan. 19, noon to 1 p.m.
Mason Lab, Room 211

"You can't eat just one!"
"Yes, you can!"
(repeat for one hour)

`harder harder harder' `glub glub glub'

Book Signing for James Prosek's `Early Love and Brook Trout'
Sat., Jan. 20, 1:30 p.m.
Barnes and Noble

MT skipped this one—it's already got something wet and slippery in its pants.

good dope, good fun

Gooden and Uno Dos Vamanos
Sat., Jan. 20, 8:30 p.m.
Yale Women's Center
Free

If Doc's got the coke, MT's got the nose.

die, nazi fuckers

`Raiders of the Lost Ark'
Fri., Jan. 19 at 7 p.m. and 10 p.m.
Whitney Humanities Center
Free for members

The harrowing story of two DKE brothers, 20 beers, one baseball bat, and Beinecke.

Everything is green

Sustainable Development Since the Earth Summit: Real Commitments or Global Euphoria?
Thurs., Jan. 25 at 5 p.m.
Sage Hall, Browers Auditorium

MT wouldn't mind causing a little global euphoria with the sustainable development in its trousers.

hail to the chimp

Presidential Inauguration
Starring George W. Bush, DC '68
Sat., Jan. 20
Washington, D.C.

MT will see you all in hell, motherfuckers.

—Mr. Sandman, Leviticus E. Grutchfield and Koopa Troopa: no shirt, no pants, plenty of service.

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