Berkeley

It's been a busy two weeks for BK IMs. In women's basketball, the usual suspects were all in attendance: Rachel "Here comes the" Blitzer '02, Cindy "Keep it on the down" Lo '04, Elizabeth "I will block your tiny ass" Collister '02, Jessie "I'd like some shots of Captain" Morgan '02 and Regina "My stamina has decreased, but I still love to play with the balls" Sieber '02.

BK ice hockey beat the living shite out of Saybrook. Some of our superstars included Darrell "Quit playing games with my" Hartman '03, Daniel "When I punch you, I know it" Kurtz-Phelan '03, Erica "No relation to Joel" Schumacher '01, and John "Dig my deep springs" Mangin '01. Gary Thompson '03 lost his hockey cherry, and we're all proud of him.

Men's volleyball continues to dominate the field with victories over Stiles and Calhoun. With great hitting from Drew "The Hammer" Baldwin '03 and Darrell "The Sickle" Hartman '03, it's not a bad time to be a commie. Rob "The Dominator" Bernheim '02, Ben "The Night" Reiter '02, and "Scary" Gary Thompson '03 rocked the casbah, while Brian "the best investment Solomon has made all year" Johnson '01 and Jimmy "Lil' Vince Carter" Chang '01 played to perfection. Captain-turned-Coach Howard Han '02 yelled a lot. The rookie to watch is Reggie "The Ritalin poster-child" Austin '01, who brought the heavy D on more than one occasion with his one-minute hang time.

Trumbull Rumor of the Week: Word on the street from Huggy Bear is that BK's ass whuppin' of Trumbull in volleyball left the Bulls in such a state of disarray that their best players refuse to come out to any more games. Poor babiesÉ

(Compiled by a person who thinks that some people are too anal with deadlines.)

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