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Yale Poetry Slam
Fri., Feb. 2 and Sat., Feb. 3,
7 to 9 p.m.
Dwight Hall library

Poetry: the biggest thing to hit campus since glowsticks.

see me, feel me, touch me...

`Tommy'
Fri., Feb. 2 and Sat., Feb. 3, 8 p.m.
Little Theatre, New Haven
Call 799-1605 for more information

...blow me.

please her, caesar

'Altered States and Altered Statues in Imperial Rome'
Fri., Feb. 2, 5:30 p.m.
Yale University Art Gallery

Kinda like when MT got ripped on Wild Turkey and got friendly with Abraham Pierson's statue. He looked good at the time. Damn good.

four leaf clover, four drink minimum

Passages from `Finnegan's Wake'
Fri., Feb. 2, 9:30 p.m.
Whitney Humanities Center

"And so the boy—Beckett, for the last time, shut the fucking door, you bloody sot. Now, where was I? Why are you still typing?"

stiff for the stiff

'A Kiss Before Dying: Embodiment and Iconization in Three Orthodox Icons'
Tues., Feb. 6, 7:30 p.m.
Conn. Hall, second floor faculty room

MT's always been into waiting until after she's dead to give that kiss.

what the fuck, walt whitman?

Six Feet Under
Fri., Feb. 2, 10 p.m. to 1 a.m.
Calhoun Cabaret

I've seen the best minds of my generation...perform in other places.

don't eat the brown crumpets!

ViolaFest!
Wed., Feb. 7, 8 p.m.
Morse Recital Hall

"We smoked a couple of joints and piled into the car. It was a 500-mile drive, but as soon as I heard the pizzicato of "The Star Spangled Banner" streaming above the crowd, I knew this would be the moment that defined my generation. Then I dropped a tab and didn't come down until halfway through Yo Yo Ma."

—Mr. Sandman, Leviticus E. Grutchfield, and Koopa Troopa aren't on the Wheaties box either.

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