Davenport

We would like to congratulate the women's volleyball team fordestroying all opposition thus far this season. We don't know how they do it, but by God, every time they go out there, another lack-luster team bites the dust. Stiles, also undefeated, looms in the near future, but Jen "The other teams are" Dum-"b" -lao '01 went on record to say, "Stiles has about as much chance of winning as the Giants had last Sun., [Jan. 28]." Look out.

Other notable teams that deserve mention include men's squash, which has not lost, but has not exactly been challenged either. The team is sitting pretty atop the table, led by Jan "the real deal" Veiel '01 and supported by two-thirds of the IM secretary triumvirate: "Wham-bam" Sam Hendel '03, Adam "Not Eve" Little '03 and Rich "Smack the bitch" Guiltinan '04. And the girls are a solid 2-3, led by Liz "the Biz" Gardner '01 and side-kicked by Eugenia "It-"Chen "for a fight" '01 and Jane and Taryn (some random, repressed froshgirls).

Women's hoops, at 5-2, feels pretty good about itself. So does hockey at 4-1-1, even though, well, let's not talk about last week's debacle. Thanks a lot, refs. C-hoops also kicks ass at 5-2. All in all, everything is going great at Camp Davenport as we effortlessly escape the pack of common colleges beneath (especially Morse).

(Compiled by Davenport's finest and sexiest.)

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