Trumbull

The 'Bull seems particularly predisposed to hibernation. We are too happy watching Temptation Island in rooms heated to tropical conditions to even contemplate donning bathing suits, walking in the freezing cold to PWG, and then jumping into even colder water...and you can't really blame us! After all, the last time I jumped into the third-floor pool, some insane swing space she-man decided to take out her aggression at being trapped in an obscenely tight wetsuit by giving new meaning to the term "drawing blood." Now I usually don't mind such behavior (after all, I've gotten my share of penalties for "accidentally" placing people in illegal headlocks), but when I went to retaliate with a nice maneuver, she started screaming expletives at the top of her lungs. Can you blame me for choosing the new season of Survivor over babysitting a bunch of overgrown cry babies in a practice pool?

So although men's hoops, coed ice hockey, and coed bowling will continue to dominate in the adult world of civilized play, the rest of the 'Bulls will continue to hibernate happily until everyone else grows up!

(Compiled by a Bull who is still dying to put a couple of she-man swingers into a headlock or two.)

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