minor threats

hey, zeus!

Traditional Latin Mass
Sun., Feb. 11, 2 p.m.
Sacred Heart Church

Last time MT had a mass, the only chanting came when it killed the goat.

thanks, ociffer

The Logic of Arrest
Fri., Feb. 9, 4:30 p.m.
Foreign Language Building, Romance Lounge

Here's the Logic of Arrest to MT. Statement A: MT is a drunken menace. Statement B: MT's uncle is a drunken cop. Synthesis: MT goes about his business as usual, minus a case of Red Dog.

onward, daniel!

`The Silk Road'
Sun., Feb. 11, 4 and 7 p.m.
Whitney Humanities Center

A Herald senior editor hitchhikes through Middle America, meeting a number of farmers' daughters along the way, with sexy results...

baby mama drama

Auditions for `Rosemary's Baby'
Sat., Feb. 10, and Sun., Feb. 11.
Sign up on Theater Studies door

(To the tune of "Billie Jean"): Rosemary is not MT's lover...and that nasty kid is not MT's son. country grammar

`Them Good Ol' Boys Are Bad'

Fri., Feb. 9, and Sat., Feb 10, 8:30 and 11 p.m.
Yale Cabaret
$6 for students

Them good ol' boys may be bad, but MT loves 'em anyway. Those good ol' girls may be MT's cousins, but MT don't mind that either.

artists for infomercials

'The Way of the World'
Through Sat., Mar. 3
Yale Rep
$20 to $36

The mega all-star follow-up to Diane Warwick's "Do You Know The Way To San Jose?" featuring Boy George, Gary Coleman, and ALF.

the champagne of wino liquors

Valentine's Day
Wed., Feb. 14

MT's getting romantic this V-Day. No more brown bag around the Nighttrain. Time for a pink bag.

—Let me tell you, Shorty, 'bout our only vice—Mr. Sandman, Leviticus E. Grutchfield, Koopa Troopa and King Slender got to do with lots of lovin' and it ain't nothin' nice... Grutchfield Click here for Picture and Koopa Troopa be getting lots of loving and it ain't nothing nice...

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