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Morse
Did you watch the ESPYs this week? Morse won the "Best ass-kicking performance in an IM sport" award for its domination in the swim meet, while Saybrook took home the "Yeah, we cheat to win, but at least we're also a big bunch of pussies" award for their incredibly blatant cheating during the same meet. Andrew "I am a" Whealy "good swimmer" '02 and Joanna "Backstroke" Busquets '03 captained a strong team, including standouts Robbie "Ten-inch hammer" Berschinski '02, Jackie "I'm right and you're" Wong '04, Noel "Yeah, and I kick butt at b-ball, too" Beagle '04, and Elvia "Fidel" Castro '03.A-hoops still has a shot at the shirts, thanks to Herculean efforts from playas like Ray "Little" Littleton '02 and Zach "The Mack" Curtis '02. B-hoops suffered its first loss to TD, but still has a shot at the shirts, while C-hoops finished 10-1 this season behind superstars Shivan "Shivbitch" Mehta '01 and Robert "The mahn" Jahn '02.
Women's volleyball is led by Rachel "Superba" Luberda '04, Cat "Not Pustay—Joey, you're a moron" Pitt '04, and Jihan "Dan" Quail '04. Men's squash beat a powerful Saybrook squad thanks to frosh Brad Hathaway "With words" and Drew "My name ain't funny" Chen. Coed water polo is solid, with netminder Dirk Van Den "I'm the" Bos '01 and scoring machine Mike "I will" Renda "you limb from limb" '04.
(Compiled by someone who wishes he were a little bit taller.)
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