Davenport

All right. Officially speaking, Davenport intramurals had a crappy week. We cannot fathom what exactly went wrong, but it had something to do with a minor disturbance in the cosmos, combined with the fact that every college has a bad week once in a while. However, there is no need for us to worry, for the spring season is soon upon us, and we are positively pumped. But before we look forward, let me quickly remind you how far we have come in the last year.

Our point total accumulated after two-thirds of the Tyng Cup season stands at 767.5 points. After we beat Saybrook in hockey (come on, that's a gimme—they even lost to TD), we will be in third place at 773.5 points. Last year, at the end of the entire season, we were in 10th place with only 648.5 points. That's a difference of more than 100 points. "That's imp-ossible!" the common ignoramus would exclaim. Well, that's where you are wrong, oh fool, for we have done exactly that. And there's a lot more to come.

With the spring comes IM ultimate frisbee, which our seniors are gagging to win, having been robbed last year. Also, there arrives baseball, which we feel is really ours for the taking. We don't plan to be too shabby in coed soccer, softball, billiards, or field hockey, either, so look out, y'all—the Davenport locomotion is set to cause a commotion.

(Compiled by the shepherds of the D-port IM flock.)

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