So the spring season is upon us. Considering that spring is traditionally a strong time for BK IMs, I figured this might be a good time to whip out that old crystal ball and make some picks for the season.

Ultimate frisbee: With Dan "The man" Lewis '03 back at full health, the team has a good shot at finishing high. But will it be able to draw the necessary numbers? Odds: 5-1.

Volleyball: Considering that the BK men were the winter volleyball champs (BK what!) and that the BK women had a good season as well, one would think that this would be an easy category to sweep. Not so. Past experience will show that we need ladies out on the field! Are you listening to me BK women? Read the e-mail and come out to the fields! A good time will be had by all. Odds: 2-1 with regular female attendance, 12-1 without.

Soccer: Another sport with good potential, but often lacking that female presence. With all-stars like Simeon "Hand of God" Papacosta '02, Rob "Eyes of God" Bernheim '02, and Cash "Wrath of God" Warren '01, this team has the legs to go far. Women! Come out for this as well! Odds: 4-1 (with regular female attendance), 10-1 (without).

Billiards: We were the champs last year. Let the ass whuppin' commence. Odds: 3-1.

Baseball: Ditto with baseball. With most players returning, their sights are set at the shirts. Everyone prepare to be our McSuckas. Odds: 2-1.

Softball: The softball team's roster is always full. Last year an unfortunate incident with some rock cocaine kept one of our star players out of the mix (guess who it is!), but the team looks much stronger this year and, at the very least, is guaranteed to beat Trumbull's ugly and lazy asses. Odds: 3-1. Field Hockey: Ball hazy. Check back later. Odds: It's a crapshoot.

(Compiled by a writer who is not endorsed by any celebrities. In retaliation, he does not endorse any of them. )

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