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Dolinsky

Darcy, didn't your mamma ever tell you that going home with more than one team after Toad's isn't good manners? If it's a taste of Yale athletic life you wanted, you should have asked Fitzpatrick—she knows what Bulldog blue tastes like. Duke makes Maryland cry like a fat girl on prom night ($1,000). Women's lacrosse gives Harvard a spanking ($500), and lightweight crew beats up the kid with glasses (MIT) ($600). My co-editors put their ball-handling skills to use and each get over eight points in the Herald-Daily hoops game.
Last Week: +$1,300. Current Balance: $9,600.

Wiecks

It's a big weekend for Yale sports as men's lacrosse faces off against top-ranked Princeton ($500). Perhaps a little action from Easy E on Friday night will help to ease the pre-game tension for those lax studs? Women's crew strokes it for the first time this weekend ($300)—just like Littlefield ($5). This weekend is packed with Final Four action, but not as much as Dolinsky will dole out—Duke tangoes with Maryland ($1,000) on its way to the championship, and women's lax tops Harvard in Boston ($100).
Last Week: -$1,000. Current Balance: $8,800.

Fitzpatrick

A great weekend for sports action and otherwise is upon us but something tells me that Wiecks will be spending her time in confinement for her illegal confrontation last Friday with an older man at Rudy's. The weekend will bring a win for Notre Dame over UConn in women's NCAA hoops ($600). In Men's it will be Michigan State over Arizona ($400) and Duke over Maryland ($400). Also, this weekend will see Dolinsky shuttle her way to first place in funneling on Saturday night.
Last Week: +$700. Current Balance: $12,950

Sam Frank, Guest

When Mike Piazza struts into Atlanta and dings one on opening day ($500); when Gooden strides into the Battle of the Bands and makes like it was 1985 again ($500); when baseball swaggers into the weekend and the Bulldog roars like a 50,ooo-watt bass rig ($300 a game)—then we'll know it's spring, time to be rockin' and ballin'. Except for Wiecks, Dolinsky, and Fitzpatrick—they're getting rocked and balled like an Ankiel power trio.
Last Week: -$200. Current Balance: $8,600.

Sam Frank, MC '02, is a senior editor of the Herald.

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