minor threats

the fire this time

`Burn This'

Fri., Apr. 6, 7 and 11 p.m.; Sat., Apr. 7, 8 p.m.

Nick Chapel

As gonorrhea rages through Toad's, one brave woman takes a stand. Master's tea to follow.

the fire last time

The Viola Question Improv Marathon

Fri., Apr. 6, 2 p.m. to 2 a.m.

Cross Campus

Well, alcohol, then VQ is much better than alcohol, then VD.

the prophylactic that launched 1,000 ships

`Trojan Women: A Love Story'

Fri., Apr. 6, 9 p.m.; Sat. Apr. 7, 2 and 8 p.m.

University Theater

Dido: "Cassandra, who's that man on the horse?"

Huge Voice: "Trojan Man!"

Cassandra: "I predict bad...oh, damnit, not again! Helen, come back here!"

hardcore like quickdraw mcgraw

Duke's Men Spring Jam

Fri., Apr. 6, 10:30 p.m.

Sprague Hall

Da Doox put Da Stickers all over Da Place until MT brought Da Actual Thugs to Da Jam. Then they shut Da Fuck Up.

et tu, motherfucka?

`JCaesar: Urban Shakespeare'

Fri., Apr. 6, 7 p.m.; Sat., Apr. 7, 3 p.m.; Sun., Apr. 8, 2 p.m.

34 Cinque Green

Featuring Lil' Caesar, Lil' Cassius, Lil' Marcus, Lil' Kim (as Portia), and Marc Anthony (as himself).

dig it

`Miss Julie'

Fri., Apr. 6, 8:30 and 11 p.m.

Yale Cabaret

$9; $6 students

Miss her? She's buried out back; MT can exhume her ass any ol' time it's lonely.

sacre bleu!

`Au Revoir, Les Enfants'

Fri., Apr. 6 and Sat., Apr. 7, 7:30 and 10 p.m.

Harkness Auditorium, Med School

We tried real hard not to make another Lasaga joke here. We failed.

—Koopa Troopa, Mr. Sandman, and Leviticus E. Grutchfield: the second, third, and fourth gunmen on the grassy knoll.

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