Ah, spring. When a young student's thoughts turn towards love and tapping ass... Amazingly enough, the fine looking folks of BK have managed to find enough time to whup ass on the IM field as well as off.

Volleyball has enjoyed a good start to its season at 2-1. In its last game against Morse, it made an amazing 13-point run to come back from from an 8-2 deficit. Mad props go out to Jeane "The queen of the court" Ward '03, Regina "I can't wait to touch the ball" Sieber '02, Rob "I am the wall, but I can't put on my pants" Bernheim '02, Howard "Outdoor volleyball blows" Han '02, Jason "Kay-Son" Lee '01, "Big" Jimmy Chang '01 and Eric "That's gotta be illegal!" Rutkow '03 for their stellar performances.

Billiards has also started the season off strong with an undefeated record. Marion "Big stick" Pavlus '01, George "Come see Excalibur!" Mias '01, Jason "Here I am again!" Lee '01, Jimmy "Me too!" Chang '01, and Linda "No relation to Jimmy" Chang '02 have started the ruckus. We see that Trumbull is also undefeated. Bring that shiznit on, you bitches.

Softball and baseball are both having great seasons. We expect Captains Chad Golder '01 and Chris Pierce '01 to lead their respective squads to much glory. In fact, word on the street from Huggy Bear is that some of the other colleges are too chickenshit to come out and play so that our mighty teams will be forced to take a forfeit. What suckas those other colleges be...

A big correction and apology from the BK IM Department. Last time we failed to give our women's field hockey team any odds. This was due to incorrect information that was fed to us during a small coke binge. In actuality, the team, lead by the always capable Claire Cherlin '01, should have (and has been getting) much success. Its odds for a shirt: 3-1. Boo-ya!

(Compiled by someone who promises to stop using recreational drugs just as soon as the spiders leave the inside of his head. Oh, and he hates Trumbull.)

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