Monday...what team was that we played? Oh yeah, Calhoun. Coed volleyball. Not one person in Branford showed up. We forfeited. Then we came out for coed ultimate. What team was that we played? Oh yeah, Calhoun again. We only had one girl. We tried to play but Calhoun was a bitch and said no. So we forfeited.

Tuesday there was nothing. But we probably would have forfeited whatever we had anyway.

Wednesday...what team was that we played? Oh yeah, Calhoun. Coed softball. We actually had a team. They did not. They forfeited. So we played kickball. I bet if there were IM kickball, Branford would have a team. And we would be good. Because kickball is fun. Then we came out for coed soccer. What team was that we played? Oh yeah, Calhoun again. We actually had a team. They did not. They forfeited. So we played soccer, which is basically kickball.

Thursday it was women's field hockey. If current trends continued, we did not have a team and we forfeited or we had a team and they didn't, so they forfeited. Or no one had a team. And no one played kickball.

Friday—that's today. There will probably not be a RALF. If there was, you better believe there'd be kickball afterwards.

(Compiled by two people who like kickball.)

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