The Roman Empire, the Byzantine Empire, the Huns, the Mongols, the British, the Calhoun IM four-on-four volleyball team. What do these all have in common? They dominated on a large scale. They took no prisoners and showed no mercy. Julius Caesar, Constantine, Attila, Bryan "imal" Freeman '03, Elliott Henry "the VIII" '04, "I don't need" Amanda "hug and kiss, unless he's really hot" Jenks '03, and Michelle "Good things come in small packages" McGoey '03, Thom "Get on your" Ni"s" '03, and Fabio. They are all athletic and power-hungry. So just let history repeat itself and submit to the powerful empire. Morse, Branford, and Silliman already have (mostly without a fight), and our future foes would be wise to profit by their example.

(Compiled by ccw9.)

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