Smack Zone

Where has Miss Wiecks been all week? The Herald's been getting fast and furious phone calls from the men's lacrosse team, complaining that she never finished off their in-depth interviews. But maybe Fitzpatrick will pick up the slack. She's been spreading the sweet spring luvin' to Lichtig, whose hot new look comes straight off the pages of Cosmo. My money is on the women this week: women's lacrosse beats Princeton ($500), softball gets another win over Cornell ($600), and tennis shows up Penn for $700.

Last Week: +$1,700. Current Balance: $8,800.

Wiecks

Just three weeks of classes remain...Fitzpatrick and Dolinsky, that leaves you with just three more weekends to enjoy the black sludge at Toad's and the fine selection of men that accompany the lovely surroundings. I also heard a little bickering about a certain hottest athlete's picture from our last issue...now girls, I am sure he has plenty to go around. Women's lacrosse continues its undefeated streak against Princeton ($300), men's lacrosse picks up a win ($200), and women's tennis beats Penn ($200).

Last Week: +$1,400. Current Balance: $11,200.

Fitzpatrick

Spring has finally come and the Herald editorial board is awash with romantic feelings... for each other. I had a little wager on Clavel's casino action, but apparently the only thing that got into her pants was a hundred bucks. In baseball, I'm going against NYC: an upset by Toronto over the Yankees ($100). The Rockies, a good team at home with a solid offense, will beat the Padres ($300). I'll takeArizona over St. Louis ($200).

Last Week: +$1,400. Current Balance: $14,350

Geoff Chepiga, Guest

Do you agree with Smack? Do Darcy and Erin? I mean, I don't think they let people who do those things with their pigtails wear those shirts. Yeesh. For the love of God. Men's and women's lacrosse win ($1,000 each), and I get conned into writing three more articles before the semester is out ($1,000). I am Smack. Last Week: +$3,000. Current Balance: $9,300. Geoffrey Chepiga, JE'02, is a senior editor of the Herald.

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