I, intramural update wr-iter, a resident and citizen of Branford College, being of sound mind and memory (I'm sober, trust me), do hereby make, publish, and declare this instrument to be my IM will and testament, hereby revoking any and all wills and codicils—although I don't really know what a codicil is—that I, Michael May '98, Christian Vorkink '99, or Rebecca Goodman '00, at any time heretofore made.

To Justin "Mo" Vaughn '02, I leave one year's worth of batting cage tokens (Justin, my friend, you really suck). To Peter Walker '03, eternal thanks for finally getting me a championship shirt. Oh, and you also get a surgeon's mask, you monkey-from-Outbreak contagious bitch.

That's it, basically. Anyway, thanks to all the seniors who ever came out (and I do mean ever), but specifically this year's IM crew—in alphabetical order: Dan Brodhead '01, Shannon Dunlap '01, Melissa Ex-tein '01, Regina Fitzpatrick '01, Mark Hatzenbuehler '01, Joanna Manders '01, Erin McGrath '01, Josh Olken '01, Jocelyn Simonson '01, Danny Searle '01, Randy Wolfe '01, and Aaron Zamost '01. What is that, 12 people? That's barely enough to play softball.

Anyway, goodbye and thanks—you've been great. Don't forget to tip your waitress. I'm out like the fat kid in dodgeball.

(Compiled by someone you should, but probably won't, remember, dammit.)

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