minor threats

never slept with her? no? fuck no!

'Oleanna' auditions

Fri., Sept. 7 o 11 p.m.

Theater Studies building

MT can identify a p.c. David Mamet play. Normal David Mamet line: "Fuck bitch piss cock motherfucker!" Oleanna line: "Fuck female dog piss male organ Janet Reno-fucker!"

purple stain

Purple Crayon auditions

Mon., 3 to 5 p.m., 6 to 8 p.m.

Outside WLH

Yeah, once a year we need to prove we exist. Sorry

moorz 'n the hood

'O'

Daily, 5:10, 7:30, 9:45, 11:45 p.m.

Showcase Cinemas

Old Shakespeare: "Blood, blood, blood! Iago, hand me my sword!" New "Shakespeare": "Bitch, bitch, bitch! Hugo, gimme my gat!"

then timothy dalton showed up, and it sucked

The Q Party at GPSCY

Sat., Sept. 8

"James, just put the remote control in your shoe and the beer will go down the funnel to your esophagus. But do be careful!"

shake ya glass, watch ya self!

YaleDancers auditions

Sat., 9 a.m. to 1 p.m.

PWG

Dancers at Yale? Hmm..."And hold the cup, 2-3-4, and bob, 2-3-4, and drink, 2-3-4. Now lean, lean, don't dance, and lean..."

i got a 40, i got a shorty

Rhythmic Blue auditions

Sat., 2 to 4 p.m.

PWG, 5th floor

Actually, when MT's little friend is gettin' rhythmic, it's no longer blue.

here kiddie kiddie

Youth Together Info Session

Fri., Sept. 7, 1:30 p.m.

Saybrook Common Room

If MT knows Yalies, there'll be some pretty sick fucks showing up this Friday.

--Mr. Sandman and Koopa Troopa don't retire, they go to TJ's to regroup. Fred Meyers and Goldilocks are wondering who's sleeping in their beds.