Davenport

Davenport, Davenport,

We are here,

We don't need no stinkin' cheer.

IMs are here,

Time to get your sportin' gear.

Davenport, Davenport,

We used to be the worst,

Now things have changed,

We'll soon be first!

Davenport, Davenport,

We have our gnome that inspires.

Those other colleges got nuttin'

Except a bunch o' spare tires!

Davenport, Davenport,

The other teams are whitenin'.

If you dare wonder why—

It's 'cuz we're so damn frightening.

So get your shoes

Then get your shirt

Get ready to play

And let 'em eat our dirt.

(Compiled by Robert Frost the Younger & Emily Dickinson the Elder.)

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