Branford

Well, IMs are back, and it is no surprise that Branford is the early favorite. Sure, we have the IM statistician in our fair college, but that is only an added bonus. With returning football talent such as Justin "Did you catch the guy who sold you those shorts?" Vaughn '02 and Jon "Did you catch the guy who did that to your hair?" Kossak '03, there is little doubt that Branford is destined for football glory. On the soccer fields, we have Ewan "to mess with me, do you?" MacDougall '03, with his right foot of fury, and Erik "the Flying Dutchman" Calloway '02, with his catlike grace and superhuman speed, returning this season.

Our women's soccer team started off the season with a bang, thanks to "Hammerin'" Hillary Hammell '04. And just wait 'til you get a load of Kim "I'm the Besta" Pesta '03 on the ping-pong tables. Then you will truly know what it is to fear. To be honest, I almost feel sorry for the colleges we are going to have to wreck on our way to the top. Almost. (Compiled by someone who's never kissed a chipmunk.)

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