Smack Zone

Hammond

Though I tried to hide from Luberda last weekend, she literally stumbled into me uttering either "I'm so drunk it's ridiculous," or "I think you're sexy." $300 says Luberda's drunken ass follows me around again. As for Tran, $200 says I return Saturday to find Kevin locked in the bathroom with my magazines. My Louisville Cardinals rout Luberda's Fighting Illini ($500), and the Pack top the Skins ($1,000). Last Week: +$1,100. Current Balance: $6,100.

Tran

There's nothing more poignant than a completely wasted guy tearfully telling you, "Dude, she told me size didn't matter," and then blacking out. Hammond, this sound familiar? Luberda continues in a long line of blonde sports editors who make cheap bets and has her share of cheap tricks. This week, Yale beats Cornell in football and field hockey ($1,000). UCLA easily takes out the Huskies ($500). Last Week: +$800. Current Balance: $5,800.

Luberda

It's Thursday night at the office; where my boy, Kenny G, at? What is with Hammond and that obsession with the booty cam? As for the Tran Man, we all know where he's at (see above), but $300 says Kenny is there giving him a "hand." On to picks: the Bulldogs will pull past Cornell on Saturday ($500). Count on the "tight" Seattle Mariners toppling Oakland($750), and look for da Bears to lose to whomever they play this weekend ($250). Last Week: +$800. Current Balance: $5,800

Zander Dryer, Guest

Hey, I want to give a shoutout to my Trumpeeps! Here are my picks: Trumbull will capture the Tyng Cup this year ($0), Yale will beat Cornell ($500), Heller will trounce Barbaro ($2,000), and I will kick Francis' ass ($200). Zamiska will get lucky this weekend, although I can't predict the girl(s) or even the species ($15). Last Week: +$850. Current Balance: $5,850.

Zander Dryer, TC '04, is a News and Features editor at the Herald

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