minor threats

now that's an mt-style party

English Department Annual Staged Reading: "The Cocktail Party"

Sun., Sept. 30, 2:30 p.m.

British Art Center Lecture Hall

The best part about the whole thing is that with the English Department, you can never tell who wants the cock and who wants the tail.

the bluest eye

Audition: "The Blue Blue: Yale's Oldest Comedy A Cappella Group"

Sat., Sept. 29, 3 to 5 p.m.

Morse Music Room

"Our Balls are blue

Yours can be too

O Rush us please

We're on our knees"

phucking hippies

Phrozen Pink: Party with the Phirst Pham

Sat., Sept. 29, 9 p.m.

Afro-American Cultural Center

OK, this phucking Phish thing has gone way too phar.

hermaphrodites, hallelujah

Great Organ Music at Yale

Sun., Sept. 30, 8 p.m.

Woolsey Hall

MT's unit is frictionless. Slide, slide, slide. Now if MT could only control that spontaneous lactating, West-minster Abbey might let us organ grind with the Archbishop.

drim job

Yale Herald Fall Semester Retreat

Fri., Sept. 28 to Sat., Sept. 29

The Hamptons, Long Island

All MT can say is, "Sam, please don't, please."

body of christ, insect of heaven

Insect Day

Sat., Oct. 6

Peabody Museum of Natural History

graphic courtesy Yale Alumni Bulletin and Calendar

—Goldilocks, El Fino, and Fred Meyers will drink them newsies under the table, among other things.

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