Branford

Right now, you are probably thinking, "Gee whiz, Branford is pretty far down in the IM standings." And you would be right. But don't get too cocky just yet. We may have had a slow start, but us Branfordians are gaining momentum, and once we get going, we are going to hit teams so hard their pet goldfish will scream. Although we have some slackers, like Tony "I had section" Mendoza '03, those of us who do show up are a force to be reckoned with. Our coed football team is still undefeated, thanks to the efforts of two lovely ladies, Eleanor "Walking pneumonia is for sissies" Wieschaus '04 and Amy "I'm Justin's hero" Shapiro '05. Adam Frank"s and beans" '02 put on a stellar display on defense, using the old "After I catch an interception, I am going to run straight into the only defender instead of passing to one of my three wide open teammates five yards away in the end zone" play.

As well, thanks to the addition of Todd "Who needs crew when you've got IMs" Lippincott '04, our football and soccer teams are getting better and better. Although our tennis team has trouble getting people out, you can always count on Brennan "Wherever Danny's mom goes" Igoe '04 to show up and kick some booty. So you may think that you are safe from the hordes of Branford, but just remember, wherever you go, whatever you do, you can't escape the mighty squirrels.

(Compiled by the Branford vindicator of the damned.)

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