Davenport

Jon "I haven't done anything except whine to merit this mention" Bettin '04 complained that the previous blurb suggested that only DavenFrosh played IMs. Thus, we will now praise the pants off the upperclassmen who are just as much a part of the D-port wrecking ball as any lowly '05 chump.

Elaine "feel the pain" Whitton '02 and Adam "I wanna win the title" Litle '03 have admirably been leading the volleyball troops with a 4-1 record. Alex "The answer" Abdo '03 has been as loyal as a St. Bernard, "Don't get me wrong" Phuong Huynh '03 has been skipping work for the cause, and BiBi "Gun" Lesch '03 got a big job at the YDN but still shows up. Alice "The v-ball court is my palace" Kim '02 continues to shine with her skill and grace, but not like JP "that classy guy" Nogues '02, who shines because of his experience, wisdom, and bald patch. Let's hope y'all pull out a victory in the un-NCAA volleyball tournament.

Ping pong has just been ricockulous at 5-0 with six to play. David "Repetitive" Davidson '02 and Mariko "Lobs-"well '04 have shown everyone who's boss, including Guy "Boss" Levy '02, who has partnered with Jenny "I am so on fire when I play that I" Bernell '03 to unleash great pain upon the world. Mike "Cold, cold" Lazarus '04 has continued to dominate, while Clayton "of potential" Critcher '05 has done his class proud.

Tennis hasn't been too shabby either. (TC beat us, but are they really an enemy? Biggest sympathy victory ever.) Kevin "I eat Spam" Tran '04 and Jen "Not Michael Stich, but" Michelstein '03 have led the way. Leo "The Russian bear" Shklovskii '03, Colin "Ever so trim now" Reingold '02 and Ewen "No relation to Candace or Kirk (at least we hope)" Cameron '02 have all been serving, lobbying, and smashing with the passion, dedication and effort that we all expect nowadays. Keep up the stellar work, '02, '03, and '04.

(Compiled by the Cattle Herders.)

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