Morse

Morse: Faster than Michael Johnson. Better than Michael Jordan. And funkier than Michael Jackson.

Men's soccer put away BK, PC, and Stiles to keep their undefeated streak alive. Led by team Captain Tiberio "The Franchise" Frisoli '02 and freshman Lucas "Next Year's Franchise" Knowles, the team remains a powerhouse. Al-so key to the team's success are Ben "Morsel 4 Life" Jarvis '03, Chris "I am Frank's bitch" Wheeler '04, and Emre "Open up an" Ozcan "of whup-ass" '03. Men's football took care of PC with a little help from David "Miami 'n da house" Gimble '03, Dave "Chris is my bitch" Vavrichek '04, John "the wad" Vanderburgh '04, and Brandon "Give me the damn ball" McKay '03. Captain Frank "Chris is my bitch even though I'm gimpy" Walsh joined David "Bring it" Ahn '03 on the disabled list.

In table tennis, Captain Anna "the Little" Labowsky '04, Shoshana "Shay Shay" Woo '04, and Yves "My cello is bigger than yours" Dharamraj have consistently brought the smack. On the doubles side, Julie "I'll drive to Kennedy" Edelstein and James "Is undeclared a major?" McGrane spent the summer at a reclusive Bulgarian ping pong retreat to prepare for the IM season.

Erin "Canada is a country too" Kaderly '03 captained the Morse lawn volleyball team into the playoffs this year. The Herald's own Rachel "Black eye" Luberda '04 and Kevin "I take cheap shots" Brower '04 contributed by teaching us disturbing ace cheers. Also vital to the team were Jeremy "Jeremy!"Kahan '04 and Jihan "Dry well" Quail '04.

] (Compiled by El Senor Gimpy.)

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