minor threats

Freshman Barbeque

Sat., Oct. 20, 11:30 a.m.

Lanman-Wright patio

One frosh hottie burned MT last weekend. Turnabout's fair play.

g's up, ho's down

"Struggle Over the City Idea"

Mon., Oct. 22, 7:30 p.m.

YUAG lecture hall

Crack hos and gang violence, or crack violence and gang hos?

say my name, bitch!

"Say You Love Satan"

Fri., Oct. 19

Yale Cabaret

Betting the Devil can be tricky business. Just ask Milton: why do you think he went blind?

that YES thing

"How to Write a Successful Executive Summary"

Mon., Oct 22, 7:30 p.m.

WLH 208

You know, that Yale thing: closet homosexual, does a lot of coke.

if the bard rushed beta

"Shaken not Speared: The Pleasures and Perils of Reimagining Shakespeare for a Contemporary Audience" Tues., Oct. 23, 12:30 p.m.

BAC

Shakespeare: Prithee feast thine eyes on mine unworthy hand as I attend to this most arduous task of placing mine ball in thy most distant cup. Frat brother #1: Throw the ball motherfucker, or your ass is grass!

Shakespeare: Doth mine ear detect an insult....Fuck it. Back the fuck off, 'cause the Bard is in da hizz-ouse!

momma's boy

The Unseen, Broken, and Self Destruct

Sat., Oct. 20, 9 p.m.

Tune Inn

Next tune goes out to my mother. She's real sick, and I hope she feels better, because I really love her, and I hope she knows that, you guys. Here it goes...

—Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? Uhhhhh...Fred Meyer's mother? Who knows why the caged bird sings? Hmm...Goldilocks' grandmother's golden retriever? Who knows why the sky is blue? Ahh...that's an easy one—El Fino has this one in the bag, along with a clean pair of underwear and some mace.

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