Saybrook

We're just too good. Let's talk men's soccer, which continues to annihilate the competition. One of their best wins, against TD, was due to Sam "I am, I do not like green eggs and ham" Taylor '05, who scored two killer goals. Josh "Goalie? We don't need no stinking goalie with me at sweeper" Zaharoff '02 and the return of Matt "their" De "can't touch me even though I'm in a cast" Land '04 also contributed to the victory.

On to coed table tennis: guiding force Stosh "the lucky socks wearing, lucky underwear wearing, lucky 24 bowls of ramen noodles eater, and oh-so-dedicated captain" Mintek '03, not to mention Anna Skiba-Craft "ily defeats her opponents" '02 and the vicious doubles combo of Zach "Stack? Heck no, I definitely should be playing two doubles" Clopton '03 and Tomo"money, mo' problems for your ping pong team"mi Mimura '03 have been unstoppable. Not that Stosh stops with ping pong. Put him on the tennis court with co-Captain Louise "I can beat your ass in tennis and go to section all in one hour" Davis '03, and you've got an unbeatable pair.

In terms of men's football, Matt "ya know, all this winning is starting to just get" Gross '05 and the always consistent Brian "I can leap tall buildings in a single bound" Vinci '02 helped roll over the opponents. For coed there was outstanding play by Meredith Lud "I'll totally" wig "out on your ass if you try to score a touchdown" '05 and Jessica "don't make me go" Huang "on your ass" '05, not to mention the determined leadership of Miles "you are better off taking a" Halladay "than trying to beat me" '02 and a game-saving interception in the end zone by Kevin "Prime Time" McGill '02.

Last but not least there is a little sport called v-ball. Special shout-outs go to Anne Marie "I will block the" Bal(l)tay"day" '05, Sara "showing her SY spirit, definitely starting to make her marka" Barca '05, and the infamous Dan "My spike will make you shake like jelly" Kelly '03.

(Compiled by two people who are not falling to the level of other colleges with their baseless insults, at least not this week).

Back to Intramurals...