minor threats

Acappellamerica Benefit Concert

Fri., Oct. 26, 7 p.m.

Trinity Church on the Green

MTwouldratherfistadonkey.

had it up to here

Three Sisters

Mon., Oct. 29, 7 p.m.

Yale Repertory Theatre

Wait...the three sisters won't be getting it on? OK, fine. But don't expect MT's patronage.

MT: not "with it" anymore

"British Jazz Dance":

The Latest Craze

Wed., Oct. 31, 5:15 p.m.

British Art Center

Oh, damn. MT thought the latest craze was "snowballing."

yeah, whatever

Suite 13's Extrava-CUM-ganza

Fri. and Sat., Oct. 26 and 27, 8 p.m.

SSS 114

Umm...well, a cheetah runs at an average speed of 70 mph, OK?

pink and pretty

The Western Canon Series:

"Pt. 1: Corruption"

Fri. and Sat., Oct. 26 and 27, 8 p.m.

Calhoun Cabaret

This show will be harder to get into than Harold Bloom's pants...no, class...no, bloomers...yeah.

from the comfort of your own room

"24-Hour Theater"

Fri. and Sat., Oct. 26 and 27

8:30 and 11 p.m.

Yale Cabaret, 217 Park St. $10

www.persiankitty.com

oh me me you're so fine

"The Narcissus Collection"

Fri. and Sat., Oct. 26 and 27

7 and 10 p.m.

Whitney Humanties Center

The cast just holds up a giant mirror for two hours, and all the Yalies in attendance sit utterly enraptured. (MT wouldn't recommend trying this at a state school.)

—For Halloween, Goldilocks is dressing up as your mother. Fred Meyers is dressing up as Dick Cheney, except straight. El Fino is dressing up as Herald editor-in-chief Andrew Heller. Leviticus E. Grutchfield will remain undressed, thank you very much.

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