Morse

The Lipstick, in all its glory, again stands in the middle of the Morse courtyard. It brought a tear to this IM writer's eye to watch something as majestic as cosmetics on a tank being wheeled back into the college. Like Mark Jackson's return to the Knicks, the Lipstick's homecoming brings back that missing something.

The big story of the week came in IM football, where Morse staged a comeback win to upset a solid Calhoun squad. Jonathan Pu "-sh my way Right Throu-" gh '05, Julia "Durfee in the House" Strasser '05, Kelly "Shaw's Has Great Flowers" Heintz '04, and Ali Ol-"d fashioned D"-iva '05 represented the  underclassmen at the game. This game also saw Matt "I am Morse IMs" Vogel '02 and Warner "I actually didn't get pissed" Off '02 play in their final football game dressed in the black and red. Farewell, gentlemen of the Sexplex: Morse football will miss you.

Soccer still has games with Harvard playoff implications this week, and we're eager for a chance to take a shot at the Cantabs. The Morsels put away Calhoun 3-0 with goals by Ti "Look at my Hair" Frisoli '02 and Yaw "Poke you" Adjei-Poku '04. Goalie Chris "Why am I so jealous of Frank?" Wheeler '04 notched up another shutout with defensive help from Peter "Paul and Mary" Forrest '05 and John "Reinventing zero" Vandenburgh '04.

As the old axiom goes, "nothing galvanizes college students like large pieces of modern art." We've got our art, but do you have yours? Didn't think so.

(Compiled by one who loves both art and makeup.)

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