Smack zone

Hammond

Halloween may be over, but my co-editors refuse to remove the costumes they so expertly filled last night. Luberda is dreaming if she thinks she looks like Cher, but she certainly is clueless when it comes to finding a good guy. And Kevin dressed up as, surprise, a guy who sat in his room and wished he had a life. The Cards go to 8-1 with a win over Tulane ($1,000), my bet on the Pack carries over to this week and doubles in value ($1,000), and Kenny shows Luberda how to c-walk ($300). Last Week: +$500. Current Balance: $9,800

Tran

Well, another Halloween goes by and I just lost 10 grand because OU lost. I'm still a bit traumatized from the game, but I can take comfort in my co-editors dressed like fools on Halloween. Hammond, you looked like a goof as Nelly. However, Luberda was appropriately dressed as the blonde bimbo from Clueless. Now, I'll move on to my bets. OU will make up for its loss against Tulsa ($2,000). And the Colts will finally win again ($500). Last Week: -$10,000. Current Balance: $2,200.

Luberda

It's the night after Halloween, and Kenny "Dude, I so look like Nelly, right?" Hammond has yet to bring his stumbling, drunken ass into the office. $300 says Nelly makes a reappearance sometime this semester. Tran swears he went out too, but going to Levin's doesn't count, man. Now onto bets. After an unbelievable come-from-behind win last weekend, the Chi-town Bears keep their winning streak alive ($500). Despite his poor showing at MSG, count on No. 23 to shoot way better than 33 percent this weekend ($300). Last Week: -$200. Current Balance $6,500.

Josh Drimmer, Guest

$10,000, Tran? The Smack vault is as empty as your bedroom: do you know how many tricks the Smack stable will have to turn to make that back? We would send Luberda too, but her lack of Smack shows a mouth too clean, despite Hammond's attempts to dirty it. A&E continues merging with the m-board (20 rubles), News (20 bushels of holly), and animals (Weinberg, you disgust me). The 49ers beat the Lions by 14+ ($15,000). Last Week: +100. Current Balance: $12,700.

Josh Drimmer, DC '03, has a goatee and is a senior editor of the Herald.

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