minor threats

Finding God After Darwin: A Dialogue Between a Biologist and a Theologian Mon., Nov. 12, 4 p.m.

268 Park St.

This lecture is sure to give you explosive diarrhea.

think you're hot?

Safety Dance

Fri., Nov. 9, 9 p.m.

Commons

MT wonders if the cone bra counts as "protection."

popeye's, on the other hand...

Yale By Night

Fri., Nov. 9, 7 p.m.

YUAG Lecture Hall

Dunkin' Donuts is closed. 'Nuff said.

dead. all dead.

"Kennedy's Children"

Fri., Nov. 9, 7 p.m.

Yale Cabaret

The dinner-table conversation is none too lively in this family.

wolfgang was right

Lunchtime Chamber Music

Wed., Nov. 14, 12:30 p.m.

Trinity Evangelical Lutheran Church

This music is sure to induce projectile vomiting.

baby soft

"The Place of Reverie"

Tues., Nov. 13, 3:45 p.m.

YUAG Lecture Hall

Your butt.

house of kane

"We Honor His Name":

Yale Gospel Choir Fall Concert

Fri., Nov. 9, 7:30 p.m.

Sudler Hall

The Father, the Son, and the Holy Registrar.

—Fred Meyers would like to take this time to apologize to all the men and women who have given up their lives spelunking the various caverns of his ass. No worries, though: the ones who have gotten out have done so with enough gold to finance armies of men, each charged with the duty to pleasure Goldilocks and her three `hairs.' El Fino was the last to escape with his pubile life, though things have gotten a little hairy since the stockmarket turned south. All sectors have taken a serious hit, and profit margins are down. Ay carumba!

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