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Smack ZoneHammond It's week 10 of Smack, and I'm still waiting for Kevin to do something exciting. The guy lives across the hall from me,
and I still have yet to see him do anything even bordering on fun. Luberda, however, easily fills her quota
for ridiculous behavior. This week's Rachel sighting: a stumbling, screaming,
drunken pre-Casino Night performance. My Cards extend their winning streak to
six against Houston ($2,000), and Luberda's Bears fall to my Packers
($1,000). Last Week: +$1,700. Current Balance: $11,500 Luberta Hey, Hammond sure made his rounds at Casino Night last weekend. But, just
like his performance at the auction, Kenny left empty-handed. Boo hoo. Tran,
however, stayed away from the tables. Not a surprise, really. Have you seen
his performance, or rather lack thereof lately—in Smack that is? In the
sports world, there are some huge games coming up this weekend. In the
Chicago/Green Bay showdown, count on the Miracle Bears to trounce Hammond's
Packers ($1,000). And the Bulldogs topple Princeton ($200). Last Week:
+$800. Current Balance $7,300 Tran Not only did I lose 10 grand in Smack two weeks ago, but I came out of
Casino Night with only my pants, my shirt, and my self-respect. That's more
than I can say for Luberda. Oh, and I should also apologize to 20 rub...I
mean Dolinsky, for antagonizing her last week. OU will travel to Texas and
kick some ass ($4,000). The Colts will continue their win streak, even
without James's help ($400). OK, since I'm in last place, I'll make a safe
bet on Hammond drinking his own weight ($300). Last Week: +$2,500. Current
Balance: $4,700. Guest Herald Staff Member The century bet says that Heller's nipple will secrete bittersweet kosher
chocolate milk by the week's end. Marshall's "chicken curry" secretions
will blissfully mix with Heller's milky brown liquids. Ms. Dolinsky nuzzles
muffs with a red-headed doe this weekend ($.84). And the news noise will
surely be heard from the Russian's lips ($840). A deuce and a half says that
Phuoc La is a stud, while Yale football takes Princeton. Easy money. Last
Week: +$100. Current Balance: $12,700. |
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