Timothy Dwight

All we need to catch them are some more seasons of TD—Total Domination, that is. The women's volleyball team jumped out to a quick start with a thumping of Branford, led by Captain "I'll" Tasha "a fast one" Crawford '02 and Julia Fiedler "on the roof" '03. Chandra "TD volleyball is" King `03 served out the third game for the victory.

In ice hockey, Dave "not the Wendy's guy" Thompson '02, Andrew "Mr. Kristandrew" Pierce '02, and Tami "Chitty chitty bang" Bang '05 are just waiting for their hat-tricks. The defense is anchored in back by the wall that is Diego "I can guard a goal as big as the" Panama "Canal" '04.

Branford women's b-ball had no idea what hit them after TD finished trampling them last week. The were left gasping for air after trying to chase down Marti "Smartie pants" Morgan '03 and Caitlin "what the heck rhymes with" Klevorick '02, and pummeled by Sarah "Tower of power" Gaunt '02. Bethany "They're still talking about her in Walnut" Ellis '02 and Sarah "golf is only a hobby" Seo '02 hit 3-pointer after 3-pointer from another zip-code.

B hoops is on a singular quest for the shirts, and with the play of Hayden "brass-balls" Gallary '02 and Nnamdi "A" Okeke '02, and the sharpshooting of Matt "He's Grrrreat!" Kellogg '04, no one with any brains would bet against them. (Compiled by a secretary with a vicious urinary tract infection).

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